Things I didn't wanna hear....

It's funny, those super sonic ear things, that are supposed to let you "hear things you've never heard before?" Like, you hear a conversation across the room, watch tv in bed while your spouse sleeps, hear birds in the trees... It's advertised like it becomes a invisible microphone with what ever you wanna hear. But if you think about it, while it makes the tv louder just for you while your spouse sleeps, you'll also be hearing your spouse snore that much louder. Or, while your at that party wanting to hear the couple across the room, you'll also hear the other people around you just as loud. And while you're trying to hear that rare bird in the trees, you'll hear a bug fly past you sounding like a jet plane!